I still don't know what the charity is for, but the ticket included food, candy, glorious women, and a chance to bid on designer shoes.
Okay, that's actually not true- I do know what the event was for, but everything else sounds so amazing, doesn't it? The proceeds from the benefit went to help... some people. Somewhere.
|My sister and Mom are whack. Me? Totally normal.|
|This was the funniest 5 minutes of my life.|
|Yes, that is Liza Minnelli on top of that cake!|
|Gucci shoes up for grabs! I believe they went for $450... which means I need to start making money off this blog. Please donate at firstname.lastname@example.org.|
|My life motto.|
|Marilyn, you are a genius.|
|No, I am not drunk. Shockingly.|
|Look at this hussy.|
|I thought this was me.|
It felt good to have a fab night out with my favourite ladies and focus on important matters in life.
Lewd comedy, and shoes.
If you could buy any designer shoe in the world, who would you buy?
I would probably choose a classic black Louboutin pump. Bitches.