1. This poster.
|I so needed to look at this yesterday when I needed to blow off some steam! Mean people suck!|
|What do you know? Also a chance to wear my new mustard yellow dress from H&M. Not pictured: my face, head first in a martini.|
|I apologize for my face. But seriously, this is a ZUCCHINI in my left hand!!! WTF???|
|Curls for the girls with my hand picked apples and massive member. Someone had to say it.|
|Baby toss + Squats. No big deal.|
|What a gorgeous child.|
|Bonus points if you can guess how much this sucker was!|
|This borders on child abuse.|
|Not pictured: the 20 photos where I have 8 chins.|
|This poor child left alone in front of these massive sunflow- oh, right. I did that.|
|Hahahahahahahahaha this was funny to the adults for 20 minutes.|
|So... what's everyone else having?|
|I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in the world who loves Tootsie Pops. I'd be happy to accept any and all donations from your Halloween stash.|
1. Guess: How much do you think that massive zucchini was???
2. What should I make with the massive zucchini? (I didn't think it through when I bought it).
3. What's your favourite Halloween candy?