I have an AMAZING group of girlfriends (detailed in The Entourage) and we have been going all out for each other's 30th birthdays, that all fall within a year and a half. I'm not talking bowling and birthday cake. Although, if I was with the gals, it would be the most hilarious time of my life. These women are real. We talk about everything- not the latest in ironing technology, Swiffer refills or false eyelashes. (Okay, so maybe the last part). We talk about life, what we love, what annoys the hell out of us, our jobs, our men (sorry, guys), and we are always supportive of each other. Think Sex and the City, but doubled.
|In shock here... that I don't know about this place.
|Not listed in the ingredients: crack cocaine.
|When I said I wasn't a chip person, what I actually meant was I wasn't a chip person unless they were dipped in chocolate.
|Awwwwww... I love my friends! And by friends, I mean the letters K, A, T, and Y in solid chocolate form.
This was me when everyone was done sharing.
|I bought my chocolate after everyone had shared. Then, I took their leftovers home. I am a good friend.
The girls then took me to my very own hotel room where they showered me with the finest delicacies:
|Coot Bags (best adult novelty idea ever- we should copyright this!) complete with water, noise makers, chocolate (duh), and most importantly: Advil!
|You weren't supposed to see this.
|Somehow doing shots over Justin Bieber napkins felt right.
|HEEL and BARBELL cupcakes!!!!!!
|I know. Bad placement.
|Indian Food Delivery. For one.
|I am such a creep.
|Really? Not one photo without me stuffing my face?
|Seriously? How did I find these amazing women?
They EACH wrote a blog post for me!!!!!!!!!!
|This was me, sobbing for 15 minutes.
|Still sobbing, Jessi laughs.
|While we all have a moment to pause for my amazing girlfriends, let's revisit the crack.
I know you are all exhausted reading this, but I'm not done! The girls gave me a Tiffany bean necklace!!!!
|I was not excited at all.
|After I got the necklace, I morphed into one of Lady Gaga's little monsters.
|Took a full length selfie.
|Friends don't let friends go to the bar with chocolate in their teeth.
We went out, where I felt the need to work off some of my chocolate consumption.
I have never felt more lucky to have a group of girlfriends so hilariously funny, generous, supportive, and all-round a #$@!ing blast to be around.
Cheers to the women in your life, and to the women in mine, too!
|Thank God for that loose top.
|Always a friend, Agatha makes sure I'm using correct form on the bar floor by keeping her heel on my butt.