DO: Look perfect on your wedding day, a la Tony and Tash.
DON'T: Marry someone three times your age, and DON'T do that weird lip thing with your mouth to try to look sexy. Am I the only one who doesn't think this looks good? Perching lips as if you are about to sneeze? It does NOT make your upper lip look bigger, and it does NOT make you look sexy.
|You look like a douche.|
DO: Showcase your true feelings about being in a wedding party.
|Hahahahahahaha I sleep with him.|
|What's your name?|
DO: Serve AMAZING food at your wedding.
DON'T #1: Scarf it down so fast that you take a photo from Google instead of the real thing.
DON'T #2: Pronounce "Gnocchi" incorrectly, especially when saying "that Gnocchi (knock-ee) was amazing!!!". I am a moron.
DO: Get a Starbucks on the way to a cottage bachelorette, and take a photo of it.
DON'T: Flash the people behind you.
DO: Drink wine in the lake.
DON'T: Drink from a pitcher at a classy restaurant.
DO: Practice yoga at the cottage.
|I need to work on my vertical.|
DON'T: Lead a group run after drinking.
|Pretty sure I fell up the stairs.|
DON'T: Forget your flip flops to actually WALK to the bus in.
DO: Wear skirts and stop traffic if you have legs like these.
DON'T: Assume your leg power will keep this table from keeling over.
DO: Have a great time at your bachelorette, and make every man jealous that you're off the market.
DO: Hang up your dancing shoes in a creative manner.
DON'T: Forget your pants.
DO: Get your hair did.
DON'T: Do this. In general.
DO: Change into your ninja gear for your night shift.
DO: Not judge me.
1. Any wedding/bachelorette etiquette comments you want to add?
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